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Walking from Clive’s office back to The Manor, Sophia told Maggie she thought it was a delightful meeting, though she felt that Clive was probably a bit intimidated by her. Maggie thought it was a rather frightening meeting and that Clive must have been hoping Sophia collided with a cement truck crossing Tuke Street.

‘You missed an absolutely ghastly morning tea, Maggie. Everyone there was dressed like they were in a Jane Fonda workout video.’

‘It’s called activewear, Princess.’

‘It’s called a disgrace, Maggie! Leggings the same colour as their skin. No modesty skirts over their cha-cha. More camel toes than the Birqash Camel Market. Very undignified.’